So here I am...
It's Wednesday and according to my new blogging schedule, I need to post something here.
So here it is... My admission of stupidity...
I am 30 years old and I still rely on a spell checker to spell words like Wednesday.
I know, it's sad because it's true. But it's funny because it's sad.
Left to my own devices, I invariably spell it as either wendsday which I know is wrong or wedsday which just looks retarded.
It could be because I didn't learn to read until much later than I was supposed to which leaves me without all those helpful vocabulary (Which, coincidentally, I also have trouble spelling. Every time I try I find a different wrong place to use the "L".) lessons you all had in grade school. Or maybe it's just because I ain't too terribly bright.
Either way it is annoying as sin and therefore, I would like to petition to simplify the spelling of Wednesday and any other word that I cannot reliably spell. If you have a word that you would like to see included on this list, I encourage you to add it below in the comments section along with your preferred spelling so we can get on top of this shit!
Gupta Rajan: Do you have an appointment?
Victor Navorski: Yes! 9:30! Tuesday! [smiles proudly]
Gupta Rajan: [with ill disguised contempt] Tuesday! I hate Tuesday!
-The Terminal, 2004-